January 2011
Some people take New Years parties way too...
Formal attire mandatory? Bouncer checking a list at the door? Seriously? I’ve literally worn a dress twice this year and there is no way I will attempt to look nice for people I left behind in high school.
I’m at my best friend’s house eating pizzas in my gym shorts.
December 2010
I am posting this solely as proof that I was awake...
That is all.
darthemily-deactivated20110502- asked: Uhh...has your nose always been pierced...?
darthemily-deactivated20110502- asked: Uhh...has your nose always been pierced...?
I think the weirdest part of Black Swan was the...
He was sitting by himself and left immediately after the lesbian sex scene.
POOOOOOOOOOOOP
alwayshavingnakedlunch asked: soon you will be mine
Eric won't know what happened when the Brenna train comes rolling in to sweep you off your feetez.
Eric won't know what happened when the Brenna train comes rolling in to sweep you off your feetez.
alwayshavingnakedlunch asked: soon you will be mine
Eric won't know what happened when the Brenna train comes rolling in to sweep you off your feetez.
Eric won't know what happened when the Brenna train comes rolling in to sweep you off your feetez.
03 - My views on drugs and alcohol
I’d be lying if I said I’ve stayed away from them because I’ve had more than my fair share of non-sober days. I don’t know, they’re bad. That’s obvious. I don’t necessarily approve of them but I’m not one to get on your case about it.
02 - Where I'd like to be in ten years
I always thought that I’d be married and have my first kid by the time I was twenty-eight, but as I get older that’s starting to become more unrealistic. Ideally I would have a career in music therapy, but I’ve come to terms with the fact that I am not nearly musically talented enough for that. I wouldn’t mind any job in psychology or psychiatry as long as I’m making...
chairman-meow-deactivated201103 asked: You had to post about the damn lurker on your face. Now I have one. You know this only happened because you said my skin looked nice. NOW LOOK AT ME. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, WOMAN?! My good looks are all I have! I HAVE NOTHING NOW. NOTHING!~
Anyway, how was your Christmas?
Anyway, how was your Christmas?
chairman-meow-deactivated201103 asked: You had to post about the damn lurker on your face. Now I have one. You know this only happened because you said my skin looked nice. NOW LOOK AT ME. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, WOMAN?! My good looks are all I have! I HAVE NOTHING NOW. NOTHING!~
Anyway, how was your Christmas?
Anyway, how was your Christmas?
“Killing hookers is cool. Like, just collect their bodies and make a mountain of...”
– Kevin Yum
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What if I woke up and my face didn't look like ass
What if…
roseallard asked: Okay! So! Guess what!
I read your tumblr post about your relationship status, so being the creeper I am, I went to your facebook and checked out your boyfriend's profile. I looked at a few of his profile pictures, and one of them was of my friend's brother's friend, Eddie. In this picture, Eddie is making a weird face, and in the background, my friend Regina is yawning.
I read your tumblr post about your relationship status, so being the creeper I am, I went to your facebook and checked out your boyfriend's profile. I looked at a few of his profile pictures, and one of them was of my friend's brother's friend, Eddie. In this picture, Eddie is making a weird face, and in the background, my friend Regina is yawning.
roseallard asked: Okay! So! Guess what!
I read your tumblr post about your relationship status, so being the creeper I am, I went to your facebook and checked out your boyfriend's profile. I looked at a few of his profile pictures, and one of them was of my friend's brother's friend, Eddie. In this picture, Eddie is making a weird face, and in the background, my friend Regina is yawning.
I read your tumblr post about your relationship status, so being the creeper I am, I went to your facebook and checked out your boyfriend's profile. I looked at a few of his profile pictures, and one of them was of my friend's brother's friend, Eddie. In this picture, Eddie is making a weird face, and in the background, my friend Regina is yawning.
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01 - Current relationship status
Never thought I’d see the day, but I’m actually taken for the first time in God knows how long. The weirdest part is the fact that I’ve actually found a boy who is capable of out-nerding me. I’m not entirely sure what he sees in me, but I’m glad he does.
Also, the extent of our pet names comes from the crap they say in Animal Crossing because we’re just so...
Googling the Phrase Blue Waffle
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is Googling the phrase “Blue Waffle.” I can’t get it out of my head.
[Male, 19]
CANNOT UNSEE
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"I just really want a quarter-pounder. You know...
Lolwut, Mom?
darthemily-deactivated20110502- asked: I LOVE MARI MINJOE.
Just clearin' that up for everyone.
Just clearin' that up for everyone.
darthemily-deactivated20110502- asked: I LOVE MARI MINJOE.
Just clearin' that up for everyone.
Just clearin' that up for everyone.
Omg so much poop
falsebob:
How does that even come out of a human being omg omg
Oh gosh it was so bad. No more five week old pancakes, Elijah.
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Sinistrophilia is an attraction to...
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I just ate the world
Brb, exploding
Things that I'm considering and will probably do...
Pierce my nose
Dye my hair
Read more Murakami
Watch more Miyazaki
Wear socks
Make my cat love me
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THIRTY SIX? BUT LAST YEAR-LAST YEAR I HAD THIRTY...
I wanted to share how I'm going to make an epic...
Then I remembered that she occasionally frequently stalks my tumblr. Be excited, Catherine.
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To be honest, my family doesn't really celebrate...
But Merry Christmas regardless.
doctordude asked: Merry (early) Christmas Mari.
That's fun to say.
Anyways, have a fantastic holiday. You 'da man.
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That's fun to say.
Anyways, have a fantastic holiday. You 'da man.
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doctordude asked: Merry (early) Christmas Mari.
That's fun to say.
Anyways, have a fantastic holiday. You 'da man.
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That's fun to say.
Anyways, have a fantastic holiday. You 'da man.
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